Motor City Hot Girl

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Hey BITCHES!!!!!!

LOL!

I always wanted to open a post like that, but I never had the courage because I didn't want to offend anyone. Well after drinking a whole bottle of White Zinfindel I got it tonight baby! I've been polishing off bottles of wine like water lately. I wonder how many weight watchers points is a whole bottle of wine........

Damn, I can't believe it's 2007 already!

I can't believe that people actually misses my blog. I actually miss doing it. I come across things all the time that I want to blog about, but I just never do it. Call me lazy.

Let me catch y'all up on what's going on with me. I've been running around the midwest taking my son on college visits. I'll be glad when Feb. 7th comes. Not only is it my birthday, but it is also signing day for high school football seniors. I mad as hell at as his ass right now though. IF YOU ARE READING THIS I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ONLINE!

Why do teenagers think that you were born old. I was 17 and I know what the fuck goes on! I was the slickest of the slick and no way either of my kids are slicker than me. Y'all hear that? Moving on....

I can't believe that I'm so close to being 40. When I look in the mirror I don't see a 40 year old. I'm always fishing for reassurance that I don't look old...LOL. The last couple of times at the bar I got pegged for mid-20s, so I'll accept that.

The older I get, the less likely it is that anything excites me. I wonder is that why people old people are so cranky? Because they really don't give a shit perhaps?

Did anyone watch Grey's Anatomy tonight? What happened to George is my life.......

I really miss having parents. Being an orphan sucks.

I hope Dr. Burke doesn't get fired. I love his chocolate ass. The things I would do to that sexy ass man!

I wonder if I was single if I would be a sexual predator.....hmmmmm

Why are gay people trying to force our agenda down their throats?

Does anyone have a My Space page? I have one, but it's only to look at others page.

If your Black or White ass haven't seen Dreamgirls yet, you are missing out. Jimmy got soul bitches!

Every year at tax times I wish I had more kids.

Have you ever tried to revisit friends from your past and the chemistry just wasn't there? I saw some of my friends from back in the day during the holidays and I felt like a stranger. I'll post about this more later.

I wonder how many of my blog buddies are still around. I must admit I don't make blog rounds like I used to.

Your adulters better cut it out. You can go to jail for life in Michigan.

Alright I'm sleepy.

G'nite Bitches!

(I bet this post is going to trip my drunk ass out tomorrow)

Posted by Shawn :: 10:05 PM :: 7 Hollered

Holla At Yo Girl!

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