Thursday, January 26, 2006

Detroit STAND UP! It's Party Time





I really haven't been in the party mood lately. Between having major surgery and coming down with the head cold from hell I've been physically a mess. Last night while driving my son home from driver's training they were advertising Super Bowl parties on the radio and my son asked me which one was I going to. I told him that I wasn't really planning on going to any and he told me I was "crazy" for not going out. Instead of smacking the taste out of his mouth I decided the boy had a point. I'm going to get my party on. Let's take a look at the choice shall we.





Diddy Is Running This City!

He is not just throwing one party. He's throwing THREE! Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. For just a mere $28,000 you can preserve your sexy all three nights in VIP.

I really can't think of what you can give me to make me pay that kind of money to kick it with you. Diddy done lost his damn mind, but I bet the place and VIP will be packed all three nights. Some of the performers are Young Jeezy and Bun B. The club used to be one of my favorite after work spots. It's kinda tight in there so I don't quite know how they are going to pull it off.

I have a co-worker who happens to be white who purchased the $100 general admission tickets. We have dubbed him "Chuck Fiddy". I'm going to pass on Diddy, although I would like to win a mink or two!

It's The Magic Man!

Magic Johnson returns home to Michigan to host his own bash. I don't have a copy, but here's the info:

Lincoln Presents: A Legendary Night: Magic Johnson is throwing this party along with Robert Porcher and Darryl B. Hazel. 7 p.m. Feb. 1 at Charles H. Wright Museum of African American History, 315 E. Warren Ave., Detroit. $200 (includes a catered dinner from Sweet Georgia Brown and Seldom Blues and membership to the museum).

This party is definitely worth the money. First of all it benefits charity. Dinner at each one of these restaruants can easily run you $100 and you get a museum membership. It's on the 1st which is work night, won't work for me. Moving on....

Stop the presses! Magic is having more than one party. Here is the info on the other one:

Magic Johnson VIP party: The Coming Home Event: 8 p.m. Feb. 3 at Posh Nightclub, 22061 Woodward Ave., Ferndale. $125-$225 available through Ticketmaster. Call (248) 541-7674 or (248) 645-6666.

Hang With Your Boy TO!
(Not!!!!)

Let me state for the record I love me some TO! But when it come to this party he's of his damn mind. Let's check out the particulars:

Terrell Owens Super Bowl Party: The former Philadelphia Eagles receiver willbe partying in Detroit. 8 p.m. Feb. 4 at Envy, 234 E. Larned St. Tickets:$50 tent; $100 tent and the first floor; $200 for VIP access, which gets you into the tent and on the first and second floors; $500 will get you into every section of the club.

First of all it's COLD as hell here and aint no damn way I'm paying $5 to stand in a damn tent, let alone $50. The first floor of this club is smaller than my two car garage, so that's not happening either. For $500, TO would have to give me a "happy ending" (yeah, I'm still stuck on it). Once again moving on.......

We're having CHURCH(yeah right)! Bishop Don Juan is in town.

Here's the lowdown on his party:

The Real Playaz Ball: Hosted by the infamous "Bishop Don Juan" of Chicago. Prizes will be awarded to the "Playa of the Year" and "Freak of the Year." 8 p.m. Feb. 5 at Posh Nightclub, 22061 Woodward Ave., Ferndale. $125-$225 available through Ticketmaster.

You won't find me at this party either. Good luck finding a Freak of the Year here in Detroit. It's too many to choose from with all these hoodrats.

You know where the Bishop so is....

Snoop Doggy Dog!

I'll just give you the cliff notes on Snoop's festivities. One is a outdoor concert that you have to win tickets too from the radio station. Hell Nawl I'm not standing outside and I'll be damn if I try to call a freaking radio station for tickets. The last time I did that I was trying to get tickets to see Michael Jackson. I dialed for a week street, barely slept or ate. I was scared to go pee! Do you think I won some tickets? HELL NO! But I'm not bitter. Back to the topic.

Snoop is also having a Little League All Star football game. Passing on that as well.

I'm getting sleepy so let's wrap this up........


Breaking News!
Eminem AKA Slim Shady has opened his party up to the public.
Happy news for local fans of Eminem’s Shady Records: The label has opted to sell public tickets for its State Theatre concert, a Feb. 4 event expected to be among the city’s hottest Super Bowl weekend shindigs.Tickets are $30-$100 and go on sale at 10 a.m. Friday through Ticketmaster (www.ticketmaster.com or 248-645-6666).The hip-hop soiree, slyly dubbed the “Shady Bowl Super Party” to sidestep NFL trademark enforcers, is scheduled to feature live sets by Shady artists Obie Trice, Stat Quo and Bobby Clearwater, with New York veteran Biz Markie on DJ duty for the night.Organizers have not confirmed an Eminem performance, though the Detroit rapper is expected to be at the State for at least part of the evening.

I won't be at this party either. This is my daughter's hang out spot.

Some quick mentions without my lovely commentary, because I'm really sleepy now.

Jenna Does Detroit

This is for all you snow bunny lovers.

Vivid Club Jenna Bowl: Party hosted by porn star and best-selling author Jenna Jameson with appearances by other adult film stars. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Feb. 3 at Zoo Bar, 415 E. Congress St., Detroit. $500-$1,000. Call (888) 491-7673 or visit vividclubjennabowl.com.

Hugh Hefner Is Coming to the Ghetto instead of the Grotto!

I know I said no more commentary, but where his party is being held he better come strap and he better strap his bunnies. He's going to the hood fo sho. I too scurred to go to this party! He's also charging two arms and a titty to get in. Here's the infor for the ballar in you:
Nobody knows how to party quite like Hef and the folks over at Playboy. Every year, Playboy throws a huge party at the site of the Super Bowl and this year is no exception. Join Hef and the girls on Super Saturday Night Feb 4th, 2006.As always, Playboy parties attract the who's who of today's hottest celebrities, sports stars and of course Playmates™. We have access to exclusive VIP Passes to the Super Bowl party, so you won't be left out in the cold. You will be mingling with Playmates, celebrities, superstar athletes and Hef! Sounds like a pretty good Saturday night! Where: Coleman A. Young International Airport When: Saturday Feb 4th, 2006 Why: Biggest Party of the Year, with celebs, Playmates and HefTickets: Tickets On Sale Now!


Tune in tomorrow and I'll give you the scoop on where I'm partying and yet even more parties.

HOLLA!



Posted by Shawn :: 7:42 PM :: 12 Hollered

Holla At Yo Girl!

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